Contest: Daniel Tosh – “Happy Thoughts” – In Stores March 8th

Let the Tosh Takeover begin! Go grab Daniel Tosh’s new CD and DVD “Happy Thoughts,” filled with brand new stand-up, on March 8th. But if you’re poor and can’t afford a $10 album on iTunes then this is your lucky day! We at are giving away copies of the DVD with poster and sticker for your bare, bed-less apartment for FREE! All you need to do is write a comment below with your favorite quote from anything Daniel Tosh. (If it’s from the clips below you’re automatically disqualified) Let the subjective judging begin!

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14 Responses to “Contest: Daniel Tosh – “Happy Thoughts” – In Stores March 8th”
  1. Maggie T. says:

    “I’m a great listener…just ask my TV.”

  2. Anthony L. says:

    “If there’s anything you hate about my show, which is highly unlikely, make a video of it, and shove it up your ass”

  3. Ivan J. says:

    You ever hear girls say that? “I’m not religious, but I’m spiritual.” I like to reply with “I’m not honest, but you’re interesting!”

  4. Chris says:

    “I don’t think I could stab somebody, ’cause I’m really bad at a Capri Sun.”

  5. michelle says:

    at least were not women right boys what is that like is it horrible is it awfull to know your number two

  6. michelle says:

    babies arent dish washer safe

  7. michelle says:

    i feel you went over the line a bit, when you wanted to fornicate with a mythical child..

  8. michelle says:

    being a ugly women is like being a man im sorry your going to have to work

  9. michelle says:

    if i see a really hot chick ill grab her by the crouch of the throught and say winner of the show

    • Travis says:

      This post is an insult to Tosh and its clear that you either misunderstood what he was saying or you are just a really bad speller…..

      “If I see a really hot chick I’ll grab her by the crotch and the throat and say best in show.”

  10. michelle says:

    i dont wanna say this but i wanna fuck that baby oh man do i wanna fuck that baby

  11. Heather Bertrum says:

    “I always wondered if those WWJD bracelets worked, so I bought one the other day. Well, a few minutes later, I was on a plane and this little kid was kicking my seat repeatedly, while his sister sang along with her walkman and their mother just sat there. I almost turned around and went off, and then I caught sight of my bracelet. What WOULD Jesus do? So I lit them on fire and sent them all to Hell.”

  12. Katie says:

    I hope we find a cure for every major disease, because I’m tired of walking 5K. I’m pretty sure I don’t have to sweat for cancer. I’ll write a check.

  13. Kay says:

    “…And you will be like, ‘Thank you Daniel and your new daylight savings time! You kept me from having sex with a pterodactyl.’ And you don’t want to sleep with a pterodactyl, not at your place, they have a 14 ft wing span minimum!”

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