Family Guy Premiere Party Ticket Giveaway!
Philadelphia Family Guy fans Unite! The new season of Family Guy premieres on FOX September 25th, 2011 but you don’t need to wait that long. You can see the premiere episode and get a ton of free stuff at the Family Guy Premiere Party! Who has tickets to this amazing event you ask? Well the [...]
It’s Always Sunny In Philadelphia – 2nd Annual Premiere Party Ticket Giveaway
Do you love It’s Always Sunny In Philadelphia?!? We Dorks do. And for just GOING OUT this weekend you can be lucky enough to win a free ticket to the Premiere party of the Century. Coors Light®, “The World’s Most Refreshing Beer,” will host a premiere screening party to kick off the new season of [...]
Cinedork.com Podcast – June 1st – Hangover 2 Vs. Kung Fu Panda 2
This Week on the show we talk about…. Hangover 2 Vs. Kung Fu Panda 2 X-men and Kick Ass 2 We Really Love Super Spy Kids 4…. Follow Us on Twitter @Trums11 – Steve @DantheFan – Dan @Bondimus – Mike Visit our Recording Spot – Brave New Worlds 45 N. 2nd St. Philadelphia, PA – [...]
Review: The Lonely Island “Turtleneck and Chain”
With two CD’s under their belt the Lonely Island are grammy nominated comedy gold. This time around their sophomore effort feels a little sparse all around compared to their last CD that took over 3 years to compile. There is still definitely songs that are worth a look on this LP, but the whole thing… [...]
Cinedork.com Podcast – March 30th – 3DS and Natalie Portman
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Cinedork.com Podcast – March 9th – Daniel Tosh, Take Me Home Tonight, and Trent Reznor sing along
Cinedork Podcast – March 3rd – Dan and Jo talk about Lady Gaga and Steve Tries to Plug Daniel Tosh (Not in that way)
Keep up with all the dorky news at Cinedork.com like our interview with Topher Grace and Teresa Palmer for “Take Me Home Tonight” and our contest to win FREE Daniel Tosh DVD’s Follow us on Twitter: Steve – @Trums11 Jo – @Jopincushion Dan – @Danthefan
Contest: Daniel Tosh – “Happy Thoughts” – In Stores March 8th
Let the Tosh Takeover begin! Go grab Daniel Tosh’s new CD and DVD “Happy Thoughts,” filled with brand new stand-up, on March 8th. But if you’re poor and can’t afford a $10 album on iTunes then this is your lucky day! We at Cinedork.com are giving away copies of the DVD with poster and sticker [...]
Cinedork.com Podcast – Feb 23rd and before….
If you haven’t been subscribed to our podcast on iTunes (which you totally should be) Here are our podcasts for the last two weeks and our BRAND SPANKIN NEW ONE! from today.
Kobe Bryant Vs. Danny Trejo, Bruce Willis, and an INSANE(er) Kanye West
“What’s it feel like to have all that POWER?” This Robert Rodriguez directed Nike commercial takes advertising to another level where only a crazy-ass director like Rodriguez can take his Machete madness and create a commercial worthy of the You Tube.
Super Angry “Rio” Birds Bowl
Steelers or Packers? Either way you are going to be overwhelmed with commercials for Dorritos and Beer. One of those commercials will be Rio, the new movie from 20th Century Fox. This Superbowl ad will be the first ever to have an embedded code for a special level on Angry Birds! Who won’t be on [...]
Cinedork Podcast – Feb 2nd – Ozzy and 3D Bieber at Best Buy
Today we talk about… Alice in Wonderland on Blu Ray Dan gets embarrassed talking about his secret love Jesse Eisenberg is really awkward or is that Mark Zuckerberg? hm…. How Steve upset Jesse Eisenberg and still feels bad about it (you’re awesome Jesse) Hatchet 2
An Idiot Abroad – A new travel show with an idiot
The Ricky Gervais Show is a brilliant hilarious show where two people make fun of an idiot for a half hour each week. It does get kind of old though. What “An Idiot Abroad” is, is a show that combines all the hilariousness of the Ricky Gervais Show, except it throws Karl Pilkington into situations [...]
Tosh.0 – “Im Gipper”
Daniel Tosh is always a fan of helping the needy. In his three seasons he’s helped the homeless, the handicapped, the bi-curious, the elderly, and the youth.
Interview: Alice in Wonderland (Cartoon) – Kathryn Beaumont
As a young child I’m sure many of us had fond memories of Alice in Wonderland. From the smoking caterpillar to the flamingo golf we all have some part of that film stay with us throughout our lives.
Cinedork Podcast – Jan 26th – Oscar Mayhem!
Today we talk about…. The Oscars! (Listen to Steve fight about The Kings Speech for 20 minutes) Skins fight! Kevin Smith is a douche! Green Hornet The Go! Team is amazing! New CD Feb 1st
James Franco is Stuck Under a Mini-Fridge on the Daily Show
Nominated for an Academy Award for his brilliant performance in 127 Hours James Franco came on the Daily Show last night to talk to John Stewart. Or at least he tried to, he got stuck under a mini-fridge.
Cinedork.com Podcast – Jan 11th – The Snookisode
Dan and Steve talk alone at Brave New Worlds (New comics every Tuesday) about the Snooki book that Dan is reading all over Philadelphia and how the Green Hornet is going to probably be pretty freakin’ awesome.
Denis Leary – “Douchebag” Single
Denis Leary is hilarious. His comedy is a mix of rude and crude hate humor that doesn’t cross any big lines… (I’m looking at you Bo Burnham, shouldn’t you be in class) Anyway… Denis Leary’s new special, “Denis Leary and Friends Present Douchebags and Donuts” premieres on Comedy Central THIS SUNDAY Jan. 16th at 10PM. [...]
Vampire Weekend and The Black Keys have a “Sell-Out-Off” on The Colbert Report
Ezra Koenig from Vampire Weekend and The Black Keys (Dan Auerbach and Patrick Carney) came on the Colbert Report to convince Stephen which nominated “Best Alternative Album” wins. If you ever had dreams of hearing Ezra Koenig curse out The Black Keys then this video will check that item off your bucket list. The awesomeness [...]
Cinedork.com Podcast – Jan 5th – Best of 2010 (Part Deux)
Merry Christmas! Part Two of our two part recap of the best start of a decade ever.
Cinedork Podcast – January 3rd – Best of 2010 (Part 1)
WE ARE BACK! New Podcasts! New people! New topics! More of the same dirty jokes you expect from us. This week we discuss our feelings of love and hate about the year of 2010 and all the shitty things it brought us. (Jersey Shore, I’m looking at you…)
The Lonely Island – I Just Had Sex (Feat. Akon, Jessica Alba, and More!)
“Dick in a Box,” “I’m on A Boat,” “Like a Boss!” These guys are making more music than Woody Allen makes average movies. Their new one “I Just Had Sex is sure to become an anthem for billions of college students after their late night frat party escapades. (PS. 4 million views in a day? [...]
The Best and Worst “Doctor Who” Christmas Specials
It’s no secret that The Doctor has had some fantastic voyages, and none less celebrated than those of his most whimsical Christmas episodes. In honor of BBC America’s Christmas Day showing of the new special, we here at Cinedork felt it only proper to recount the Christmas specials that have come before it, from worst [...]
Michael C. Hall Sings “Santa Claus’ is coming to town” – Dexter Style
I love Michael C. Hall. From Six Feet Under to Dexter to Peep World he continually surprises me as someone in Hollywood who can hold his ground. (And marry his TV sister). His appearance on Late Night with Jimmy Fallon gave me one more piece of information about Hall, he can sing.
Map the trail of The Walking Dead!
Frequent contributor, the lovely Alexandra, passed along this map detailing the filming locations for all of the major set pieces of The Walking Dead, Season 1. It’s surprising how much the show has inspired me to visit the city, particularly after seeing it covered in gore and blown to pieces. If you’re looking for a [...]
Tracy Morgan trying to explain Star Wars – You Can’t Miss this…
Jimmy Fallon is kind of a horrible interviewer. But Tracy Morgan doesn’t need anyone to talk to. Which is why this clip, is most definitely the best thing posted on the Internet for nerds since the Cataclysm happened.
Let it Be, sung by many we have let be.
“Once in a great while, we are privileged to experience a television event so extraordinary, it becomes part of our shared heritage. (slide of an astronaut on the moon) 1969 – Man walks on the moon. (slide of astronaut playing golf on the moon) 1971 – Man walks on the moon… again. (no slide) Then, [...]
The Lost Doctor Who Footage! – Craig Ferguson
So all us American Doctor Who fans were pissed that Craig Ferguson didn’t get the rights to the Doctor Who theme music to use in his cold open. But thank god for Youtube where the magical wonders of the world can actually happen. Enjoy Craig Ferguson’s remix and dance to the legendary Doctor Who theme [...]
Breaking: “The Walking Dead” writers have been axed!`
I once met Frank Darabont, director of The Shawshank Redemption and showrunner for newly beloved horror television fave, The Walking Dead. I was leaving a convenience store in upstate NY carrying a case of beer, and he graciously held the door open for me and we exchanged pleasantries. True story. According to Deadline, the writers [...]
A Written Podcast – Nov 16th
So the WHOLE Cinedork team was out this week at the Scott Pilgrim Vs. The World screening at the Trocadero theater in Philadelphia. To crave your podcast itch we are doing a written podcast about our favorite things in the entertainment Biz this week. Enjoy. Entertainment: – There was a new Winnie the Pooh Trailer [...]
Review: The Walking Dead – Episode 3 – “Tell it to the Frogs” (Spoilers Afloat)
The Boondock Saints invade The Walking Dead! Rick finds his family! Hooray! It felt like it took forever, but that’s probably because I and everyone who read the comics knew he would eventually meet up with them. That itself is the problem with the episode, if not the show. Things need to start finding better [...]
Amazing Alternate Titles for AMC’s “The Walking Dead”
These are a few weeks old, but I wanted to share with you Daniel Kanemoto’s amazing alternate titles for AMC’s “The Walking Dead”. Though I find the show a pretty fantastic addition to the mythos of zombies, as is, the opening credits are a bit underwhelming. Maybe Darabont and Co. will see fit to scoop [...]
Review: The Walking Dead, Episode 2 “Guts”
What a difference a week makes. If you follow the analogy, Episode 1 is to First Blood as Episode 2 is to Rambo: First Blood Part II. Where the former was a thoughtful and somewhat reflective, slowly paced actioner, the latter is simply wall to wall action, replete with broad stereotypes and inexplicable batshit insanity. [...]
Cinedork “The Walking Dead” Podcast – Episode 2 – “Guts”
Episode 2, Happy to hear “The Walking Dead” got picked up for a second season. Thank god.
Cinedork “The Walking Dead” Podcast – Episode 1
We talk about our opinions about the start of this amazing show.
Rally To Restore Sanity: Best Sign Coverage
The Rally To Restore Sanity and/or Fear was a huge success; for whatever reason everyone was rallying for… (was it fear or sanity? I’m still confused…) John Stewart and Guests including: Cat Stevens, Ozzy Ozbourne, The Roots, John Legend, Kid Rock, that guy from Law and Order, and the Mythbuster Guys, Adam and Jamie! were [...]
Mad Men – “Sterling’s Gold” is a Real Book!
“Sterling’s Gold” is the memoir Roger Sterling has been working on all this season on Mad Men. In a brilliant publicity/character development/yet another reason to love AMC, stunt, we, the consumers will be able to go out and buy the full book. See the cover below and the Quoted Amazon.com product description to see how [...]
Review: The Walking Dead, Episode 1
For a start, Episode 1 has already done a great deal more development of it’s characters than the comic had ever wasted time on. Rick Grimes (Andrew Lincoln, secret lover of Keira Knightley in Love, Actually and a Brit!) is more than just an affable nice guy. In comic form, Rick needs taken down a peg or two. His character suffers from perfect hero syndrome. He just happens to be a cop, have access to guns, a stellar set of morals, loves his family and is a natural leader. Oh, of course. Seeing the handful of lines and adjustments Darabont and Co. have already made to the faithful adaptation, I bet that we’ll see the series veer farther and farther away from the expected course. After all, what surprises can a TV show give us if we can read them all in a years old comic book? The horror that lies in a zombie holocaust is not in cheap zombie scares but in establishing a new reality for the characters in which they are the outnumbered outcasts. It’s a formula established so well in Matheson’s original novel I Am Legend that has yet to be realized on the large or small screen. Hopefully with years (or am I being openly optimistic?) of this series ahead, we’ll get to a new place in the zombie genre… a next stage. Acceptance, and perhaps even rebuilding.
Kanye West’s New 35-Minute Full Length Film/Music Video “Runaway”
What the Fuck is this? – Kanye…. You are one messed up Human Being. Plus those diamonds in your teeth make you look fat…
Mad Men theme finds lyrics
Lovely! We loved the song “A Beautiful Mine” by RJD2 that plays during the opening credits of “Mad Men.” We wanted to put lyrics to it and realized that “Nature Boy” made famous by Nat King Cole, and written by eden ahbez, was the perfect fit. This was filmed in one take (this one, specifically, [...]
Youtube/Viral Videos you should definitely See Now – 10/11 Edition
First is the SNL parody of Christine O’Donnell’s “Not A Witch” ad for TV. Kristen Wig is hilarious. (Go see MacGruber!) Second is the Grover skit on Sesame Street that is a pure copy of the Old Spice commercials. Totally spot on.
Commentary: Mad Men “Blowing Smoke” and Season Finale Predictions (Spoiler Alert)
As Don Draper gets more and more screwed over at work, his love life and home life flourish, but not without their problems.
Andy Sandberg vs. Jack Johnson “At Or With Me” Music Video
Surfer-man Jack Johnson and SNL funny-man Andy Sandberg kick each other’s ASSES. Jack Johnson – New Music – More Music Videos
Mark Zuckerberg on the Simpsons – Why you should drop out of college
Check out Mark Zuckerberg’s clip on the Simpsons, a show that never seems to lose it’s creativity but yet tell’s its audience to drop out of college (if you only watch this clip) Picture of Zuckerberg below for comparison.
Commentary: Mad Men “Chinese Wall” (Spoilers Afloat)
Don has sex with everybody!
Commentary – Mad Men “Hands and Knees”
Mad Men continues to dominate, but is starting to slack on it’s perfection.
Some of Our Favorite Sesame Street Pop-Culture References
In honor of Katy Perry’s cleavage not being allowed to be on Sesame Street we would like to share some (definitely not all) of our favorite Sesame Street moments of recent years.
Dexter vs. Boardwalk Empire – Sunday Night Showdown
I’m amazed these two shows are playing at the exact same time on the exact same night, completely overlapping each other throughout their season runs.
Amy Ryan (Holly) to Reprise her Role On The Office!!!
In an interview with Amy for her new film Jack Goes Boating Amy Ryan said that she will be “going out in a month or so to film” new episodes of “The Office”. As huge The Office fans here at Cinedork.com we are more than excited to see our favorite guest star return to the [...]
Fall TV – Premiere Week! Day 5 – Thursday – NBC / Youtube Edition
Basically tonight, turn on NBC at 8pm, and then change to FX at 10PM. Don’t worry about missing anything else. Shit you Dad says won’t be half as good as 30 Rock. Seriously, don’t worry about it. Below are the reasons why you should watch NBC 8pm – Community 8:30PM – 30 Rock 9PM – [...]
Fall TV – Premiere Week! Day 4 – Wednesday – Hump Day Edition
Tonight take a break, you watched a lot of TV this week, you should watch a movie or something. I’m totally just messing with you. Tonight is easy to schedule from 9 to 10, your big challenge is to decide what to do at 8pm and what to do at 10pm.
Fall TV – Premiere Week! Day 3 – Tuesday
8:00PM – Glee Vs. NCIS – If you are over 30 you will probably be watching NCIS, if you are a female under 25 you will be watching Glee. Glee, not only ran away with a bunch of Golden Globes this year it was the smash hit of last years TV season. All you Gleeks [...]
Fall TV – Premiere Week! Day 2 – Monday – Chart Edition
What should you watch tonight!?!? So much new, what should you see? Check out our Chart for TV Premiere Monday!! – Click for High REZ
Commentary – Mad Men “The Beautiful Girls”
Tonight Don Draper was set in panic mode. He goes from seemingly figuring things out everything goes wrong. Sally comes for a surprise visit and only minutes later his secretary Miss Blakenship is found dead at her desk. Draper’s continual role as the fixer creates a sense that he has a handle on the mess [...]
Fall TV – Premiere Week! Day 1 – Sunday
Everyday this week we will talk about the new TV seasons, what to watch, what to TIVO, what to skip.
Commentary: Mad Men “The Summer Man”
From the noir-style voice over to the high-priced royalties paid for the Rolling Stones “Satisfaction”, Don Draper is finally working on bettering himself as a man. His swimming, his dating, his alcoholism. All aspects of Drapers life that have torn him down to his breaking point. In the beginning meeting scene Don loses track of [...]
Sh*t My Dad Says – the TV Show
So for those of you on Twitter you may have heard/followed @shitmydadsays. The premise behind this Twitter account is that a young man named Justin Halpern moved back in with his parents and began chronicling quotes made by his father, Sam. After starting the account in August of 2009, he shortly got a retweet from [...]
It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia Premiere Party!
Enjoy the collection of photos from the night of free beer, free food, Greenman!, sexy Coors Light girls, and a sneak peak at Season 6 of It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia. The new seasons starts Sept 16th on FX at 10PM
Rolling Stone – Mad Men Cover Art
Sexy, Sexy, Sexy
Commentary: Mad Men “The Suitcase”
Tonight on Mad Men was the growth of the relationship between Peggy and Don. Peggy ditched everything for Don, who used her to dump all of his torment on. The drinking, the vomiting, the fighting; and what was amazing was that Peggy and Don’s relationship never felt sexual which is incredibly hard to pull off [...]
Emmy 2010 Winners!
Best Series, Drama Mad Men Breaking Bad Dexter Lost The Good Wife True Blood Best Series, Comedy Modern Family Nurse Jackie Curb Your Enthusiasm 30 Rock Glee The Office Best Actor, Drama Bryan Cranston – Breaking Bad Michael C. Hall – Dexter Hugh Laurie – House Jon Hamm – Mad Men Matthew Fox – Lost [...]
Review (commentary): Mad Men “Waldorf Stories”
(Spoilers sprinkled in, be warned) Another week, another Mad Men. Don Draper is sure digging himself into some big holes in his “Life.” (get it?) So the trouble with clients, the trouble with women, and the trouble with his kids all create a sense that building up all of this admiration and glory comes with [...]
Emmy Weekend 2010! – Predictions!
Our picks for the big categories in the Emmy’s this weekend! (Just to note I skipped all the Mini-series nominations, expect “The Pacific” to sweep most of them.) Outstanding Animated Program: South Park Alien Earths Disney Prep and Landing The Simpsons The Ricky Gervais Show Why it will win: Competing against a Disney show and [...]
Fall TV 2010 – What to Watch Part Deux – Dwight Edition
I’m SO excited for The Office to return. Thursday nights have not been the same since NBC’s Thursday night comedy block stopped for the summer. Even though last season was more of a waiting game for Pam to have her baby, the show still had many genius comedic moments. With Steve Carrell leaving for good after [...]
“The Walking Dead” Comic Con trailer officially hits the web!
Comic con attendees had the chance to see this sweet looking trailer for the Frank Darabont produced television series a few weeks back. At last, it’s hit the web and it looks glorious. Glad to see that they aren’t shying away from realism or gore! All of this follows on the news that the series [...]
Fall TV 2010 – What to Watch – Part I – It’s Always Sunny In Philadelphia
So if you haven’t seen this show yet you are about 5 years behind the rest of the world. “It’s Always Sunny In Philadelphia” is one of the most original and hilarious comedies you can watch on TV. A show where vulgar meets wit and the Penguin (Devito) shows his disgusting side. What funny here [...]
Review – TV – Mad Men “The Chrysanthemum and the Sword” (spoilers afloat)
Again… continually blown away by this show. Roger’s outburst in the meeting with Honda was everything Mad Men is all about. The brilliant steps in plot and surprises with characters keep pushing this show along. Sally’s misconduct lands her with a children’s psychologist which we see that Betty is in much more need of than Sally. Roger’s past [...]
John Stewart – Google/Verizon Net Neutrality
Enjoy an “Internet Predator’s” Take on Google/Verizon’s statement of Net Neutrality. The Daily Show With Jon Stewart Mon – Thurs 11p / 10c
True Blood Stars Get Naked for Rolling Stone
This cover is… wow… just wow….
Showtime’s Monday Night Lineup Review
Mary Louise-Parker is back in the sixth season of “Weeds” while Laura Linney is staring in a new show called “The Big C” both premiering tonight at 10 and 10:30PM respectively. Their Monday shows have been relying on Weeds to kickstart new shows such as United States of Tara, Secret Diary of a Call Girl, and now [...]
Watch Scott Pilgrim Vs. The Animation!
A frame by frame animation for the Kim Flashback in the Scott Pilgrim comics. It is awesome. I wish that they would animate the whole series. I would watch that. I would pay for that! I know a lot of other people would to. (please?) Enjoy the whole 4 minutes.
Christina Hendricks – Undressed
Mad Men sex symbol Christina Hendricks was known little for her “Undressed” episodes. Check out this blast to the past. It’s very overwhelming to watch.
Behind the Scenes: “The Walking Dead”
I literally cannot wait for this.
Scott Pilgrim Vs the Animation
Thank god for Universal’s marketing campaign. Not only do I get a fantastic movie adaptation of a cherished novel but we get a special [adult swim] animated short from the guys who worked on Afro Samurai and METALOCALYPSE.
