Editorial: Stop Hating on Sequels (or, How the Internet Won)
So, let’s talk for a second, my dear audience/readers. (Oh no, he’s breaking the fourth wall! He’s a rebel! Get him!) But, in a somewhat more serious tone, let’s talk about something that continually irks me. Sequels. Now, I know what you’re thinking! I’m not here to slam Hollywood (or other media companies, be it [...]
FX Brings The Sunny Challenge to Philly
Have you ever wanted to engage in some of the craziness that the gang of It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia always seems to get themselves into? Well, Philadelphians, here’s your chance – FX has created The Sunny Challenge, a day of fun, totally bizarre games in the spirit of the show. Compete in “Mac’s Lucky [...]
A WOW and Starcraft Theme Park – Nerdgasim
Just like buying a bootleg copy of a DVD from those guys in the subway this Chinese theme park is a bootleg of your favorite Bizzard games. Not only do you get to go into a huge Zerg house but you can ride Starry Night Ripper, a flying roller coaster right after. If only Disneyland [...]
Cinedork Podcast – January 3rd – Best of 2010 (Part 1)
WE ARE BACK! New Podcasts! New people! New topics! More of the same dirty jokes you expect from us. This week we discuss our feelings of love and hate about the year of 2010 and all the shitty things it brought us. (Jersey Shore, I’m looking at you…) Send to Kindle
Game Review Dorkdrive – Halloween Edition
This week we take a look at some of the games recently dropped in your local video game store and some of the upcoming games that you should definitely put on your buy list. Enjoy this shit. Castlevania: Lords of Shadows (XBOX 360, PS3) To all you old school gamers who think this is the [...]
Super Mega Worm for iPhone: The closest we’ll get to a Tremors game
I’ve been enjoying Super Mega Worm for the iPhone for the last few days. The game is going for 99 cents and easily as close to we’ll ever get to a Tremors game. Oh and it’s highly enjoyable. Odd that the iPhone has skewed my sense of gaming value so drastically, but in the hey [...]
The Room: The Game
If you have yet to see The Room, I have to say that I seriously doubt your commitment to Sparkle Motion. The Room is a stunningly awful film made by and starring none other than maestro of the silver screen, Tommy Wiseau. Some guys over Newgrounds have sought to honor the movie by making their [...]
One Step Closer to Mario Paint
Come on Nintendo! Bring back Mario Paint! At least bring back that fly swatting game I played as a kid for hours and hours on end. So the news here is not my nostalgia for Mario Painting, but for THQ making a uDraw tablet for Wii where kids can draw and make pretty pictures on their TV. [...]
Review – Starcraft 2 (PC, MAC)
The first thing that comes to my mind when playing Starcraft 2 – “Shit, I miss ‘Firefly’ ”. From the gruff, old west/future types to the unique units that have that thrown-together-but-still-function-like-new feel. I love everything about this game. In a genre that has needed a kick in the ass for some time now, Blizzard [...]
Review – Singularity (PS3, XBOX, PC)
If you take Bioshock and throw in some Germans you have Singularity. Even at the first menu I thought I was playing Bioshock 3. From the style, to the weaponry, the stimpacks, even audio recordings you find along the way, the game feels like the developer took Bioshock as their base and then tried to [...]
Review – Limbo (XBOX)
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